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Boys will be Boys!
Don't try this at Home!
1.) A king size
waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house
4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over
them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults
in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor
is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing
Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied
to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a
20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling
fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have
to
throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a
baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop
a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh
oh", it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots
of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock
even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it
in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract
of a 4- year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the
same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool
you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches
even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic
toys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department inAustin , TX has a 5-minute response
time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox
and brake fluid. |
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